Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Can't quit your day job if you don't have one

Well your favorite MC is BROKE.

Okay, I can admit that is not exactly news. Most artists are these days (although there are thousands of songs that say otherwise). The novelty of a new city has officially worn off and I need to make some cabbage... yesterday.

So in order to not stray too far from the stereotype, I opted to look for work in the service industry. Save your muffled snickers, please. It just so happens that not only have I worked in one of the finest hotels in the country, I also enjoy taking care of some of the biggest assholes mother nature can provide. (Celebrities, I'm talking to you.)

I found a place that embodies all I would want for employment. I've made it to the second interview and the more I see this place, the more I WANT IT! It's been a week since that interview and I am going nuts. How could this be the system that we select our employees by? Waterboarding is more humane. FUCK!!!!!!!!

Okay, I'm back... Seriously people, I don't know how we do it. I don't mind rejection (much), but completely ignoring a person is just cruel. You know what, blog over. I'm going to call this guy and give him a piece of my mind. Or beg, whichever comes first.